More of a placeholder than a post

Ever want to publish your website but you haven't written a blog post yet? So you aimlessly write a placeholder so the page isn't as threadbare as the singular towel you own.

This is exactly what this post is - nothing to jack off to. And if you are reading this - are you okay? Need some hobby recommendations maybe?

Future blog posts will no doubt be riveting reflections on my creative journey or poetically prosed ponderings of happenings in my life - or whateverthefuck. That's future me's problem.

So... what to chuck in this post now. Perhaps some random thoughts that noone asked for. Behold:

• Who made the decision that berets were combat hats?

• Are we as a society really making the most out of shoes? Could they be multipurpose - you know, install vacuums into them or little lawnmowers? Guess there is a risk we accidentally mow the carpet, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

• Are there any fruit or veges without skin?

• And finally, I will never stop cleaning my ears with cottonbuds. I don't care if you chastise me with "didn't you know that's bad for you". Maybe I'm just that good at using them that it doesn't matter - #talented.

Fuck it - I reckon that counts as a blog. You're welcome.